Showing posts with label South Florida. Show all posts
Showing posts with label South Florida. Show all posts

Monday, May 5, 2008

Seriously?

It's good to know that my old stomping ground of Broward County is using taxpayer money for worthy causes...like seceding from Florida.

From the City of Margate's official press release on the topic:

The North Lauderdale City Commission passed a resolution requesting that Florida be divided into two States…North Florida and South Florida with the boundary line from Palm Beach County down through Monroe County and is encouraging Palm Beach, Broward, Dade and Monroe Counties to join in the quest for a separation of the State of Florida.

“This has been going on far too long. We are here trying to give good service to our residents at the cheapest possible costs and we keep getting hammered by the State Legislatures,” Mayor Jack Brady said. “We believe South Florida has many different issues than those in North and Central Florida and yet we all get put into the same frying pan together….local officials are the closest to the people and we have to do what is right for our citizens.”

Florida has grown from a thinly populated rural state to the fourth most populous state of the United States. Population estimated to be nearly 19 million. The State of Florida has also grown from two initial counties to that of sixty-seven counties of which the most populous and urban are the three counties of Miami- Dade, Broward and Palm Beach. Southeast Florida contributes more tax revenue to the State of Florida than it receives from the present State government. These counties being the most populated have requirements for conducting their affairs that are different and often times more intense than other portions of the State. Florida is too varied for this one-size fits all approach to cities and counties.

In recent years, the Legislature of the State of Florida has considered a number of proposals that have had a significant adverse impact on local governments’ ability to generate revenue and effectively perform their essential municipal functions with many of these initiatives resulting in a local government regression whereby as a direct result of legislative action certain counties and municipalities are becoming increasingly unable to perform essential public services.

During a recent visit to Tallahassee as part of the Broward Days lobbying, North Lauderdale Commissioner Rich Moyle told Legislators, “last year you beat our cities up and this year you are stealing our lunch money. How are we supposed to run our cities?” The question…Moyle said, mostly fell on deaf ears.

The Declaration of Independence of the United States provides that when any form of government becomes destructive to the extent that it no longer has the consent of the people governed, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish said government and institute a new government based on the foundation in which the people seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness and given the size of the State and the great differences in needs and priorities between the southern portion of the State and the northern portion of the State, the North Lauderdale City Commission has determined that it is in the best interests of the citizens and residents of the State to divide the State into two separate and distinct governing entities.

Wow...that's a spectacular use of logic and time. Well done, good sirs and madams. Ross and I were just chatting on IM about this magnificient idea:

Ross: How about just calling South Florida North Havana instead?
Me: Or Old York?

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Reason #1239812093801297 I'm glad I no longer live in Florida...

THIS.

It's not bad enough that a teacher was shot in an attempted robbery in Carol City yesterday, but this is utterly reprehensible.

It happened very near where I lived in Pompano Beach - and people are so quick to point out how unsafe New Orleans is?

Thoughts and prayers to Paul Rein's family. I am so, so sorry for your loss.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Reason #1 I miss south Florida...


Two of the best friends a gal could have - the devilish Ms. Melissa, and Brooke (who sewed her Wonder Woman costume herself!) - posed in their Halloween costumes sans moi in Ft. Lauderdale today.

Sigh.

Before I transferred from the Ft. Lauderdale office to the office here in the metro area, I would see these two ladies each morning at work. Melissa and I met because of our mutual love of college football - see below - and Brooke and I actually have known each other for 14 years (that's right, she remembers my boy haircut from 9th grade - but I remember her perm!).

People like Melissa, Brooke, Trish, Sherry and Becca are pretty much the only thing I miss about south Florida. Hopefully I can lure them into visiting soon for a GNO (girls' night out)...in the meantime, though, I want to remind them that despite moving to New Orleans, I miss them intensely.



Trish and me, April 2006

Sherry, Becca and me - May 2006


Melissa and me - August 2006 (you know I have to love this chick if I'm willing to admit on a public forum that I posed in front of a sign promoting UM)


Rebecca, Becca, Melissa and me - September 2006

Friday, August 3, 2007

Reason #1239812093801293 I'm glad I no longer live in Florida...

A small plane crashed at the McDonald's on Cypress Creek in Ft. Lauderdale yesterday morning - scant blocks from where D. and I used to work.
Fortunately, everyone walked away from the crash. But man, that would have been a hellish morning commute. When I left Ft. Lauderdale, I was living 6 miles from my office...but it still took 25 minutes to get to work. I commute every morning from uptown to St. Rose, which is 15 miles, and it generally only takes 25-30 minutes. Traffic in SoFla is just that bad. However, the increasing prevalence of billboards in Spanish here in town offers a comforting reminder of my four years down south. The moral of the story? It's always a good idea to know choice epithets in Haitian-Creole and Spanish whilst hurtling down I-95 towards certain death during your morning commute - the taqueria vans in Jefferson Parish even offer a comforting measure of, well, sameness.