Teach them well, and let them embarrass us on national television and YouTube? Notably, not even A.C. Slater can keep a straight face.
But the most hilarious response I've seen thus far on Miss South Carolina's apparently rampant and boundless ignorance has to be this.
So my question is this - who is dumber - not in action, but in deed alone - Miss South Carolina or Michael Vick?
(Again, leave his moronic actions out of the equation and rely purely on their words alone.)
I'm quite curious...