Things you do want to hear:
Better Than Ezra Donates To Fire Department
Things you most emphatically do not want to hear:
Bullet Bounces Off Chef Paul Prudhomme (Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! Who would shoot K-Paul?)
Things that make you go, "Oh no, she jus' di'int!":
Report: Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, Gets Engaged
In related news, Al Copeland's funeral will take place on Monday at Holy Name (next to Loyola). It remains to be seen whether or not his procession will pass by the abandoned Copeland's restaurant at Napoleon and St. Charles. Regardless, rest in peace, Mr. Copeland. What a sad way to pass on...