Seriously. Did you know that 5,000 people were mysteriously shot, execution-style, and dumped in some sort of 21st century Katyn Massacre reenactment?
That's what Acclaimed Looney Cynthia McKinney is claiming - that 5,000 prisoners were murdered in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, only to be dumped in the bayous of southeastern Louisiana.
But wait, you say. Why haven't we heard about this before?
Per Green Party presidential candidate McKinney, it's, "uh...because they ['they' theoretically being the shooters, approved by the Department of Defense] signed a silence agreement."
Maybe she's just been watching "Southern Comfort" too much of late.