(Probably not, though - even I'm not that arrogant.)
That said, a new obsession has taken over - and it's not work, it's not dressing up the collies as local sports figures, it's not the Greater New Orleans Seminole Club preparations and it's not wedding planning. It's not even obsessing over Veronica White's everchanging weave.
Nope, it's Thundersquee!
I'm an editor and contributor to the site, and several of my fellow hags will actually be lobbing out snarky humor during our blessed nuptials this summer.
So take a look around, settle in for a bit, and enjoy our irreverent humor.
(You know you want to.)