If you DIDN'T see this last night (which is understandable, as the Giants and Cowboys were engaged in mortal offensive combat), watch it NOW:
I don’t know where to begin…was it the ratty Chatty Cathy weave? The blue contacts? The Buddha belly enhanced by a too-small bra and too-tight boy shorts? Was it that you were hopped up on ludes and resembled a badly used, overweight stripper at Bada Bing?
Is there any way to save this woman from herself? Sarah Silverman provided the harshest - but probably the most fitting - commentary on the evening. From US Magazine:
Immediately following Spears’ glittery opening performance, Silverman poked fun at the singer’s early rise to fame. “Was that incredible?" she asked the crowd. "She is amazing. I mean, she is 25 years old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life.”
She continued: “It’s weird to think that just a few years ago on this very show, she was this, like, sweet innocent little girl in slutty clothes writhing around with a python. That’s not nice…calling Madonna a python.”
Even Spears’ sons, Jayden and Sean, who turn 1 and 2 next week, respectively, were fare game.
“Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see!” Silverman trilled. “They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”