There's no real need for commentary here, as the picture really captures Jefferson Parish in one fell swoop.
Alas, it could not capture the subsequent encounter with the roid-freak, or the amazing prices on alcohol at Dorignac's.
Why didn't anyone tell me about Dorignac's until recently?!? It's awesome.
As far as home safety, our landlord and our neighbors came over last night and we're working on a few things. I feel a little better, despite the fact that my car looks all kiiiiiinds of ghetto fabulous.