Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Oh, that wacky Spears family.

Yep, you guessed it. The inevitable finally happened - the last hope of sanity for the Spears family has dissipated.

Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. At 16. By her live-in boyfriend.

I realize I sound judgmental, but she's 16. And her sister is already bat-crap crazy. So why on earth wouldn't you lock up your younger cash cow...I mean, daughter...with a chastity belt or in a convent until she's 30? Or at least until her Nickelodeon contract ends?

Lynne Spears, you saucy minx.

And by saucy minx, I mean, mother-who-thinks-she's-her-daughter's-friend-and-not-her-actual-parent.

I found this most amusing of all - yesterday, the Canadian Press published an interview about Jamie Lynn Spears' hit 'tween show, "Zoey 101," in which she coyly mentions that she's not seriously dating anyone.

Oy.

She's more open about her own situation, saying she has no serious boyfriend.

"I kind of just keep my options open," she says. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends."


Suuuuuure you do, sweetie. Trailer park fights, domestic abuse calls to 911 and arrests for meth and oxycontin sales (hillbilly heroin, dontcha know?) can't be far behind.

P.S. Lily Allen is also preggers, by her boyfriend of 3 months, the Chemical Brothers' Ed Simon.

1 comment:

Paul said...

Cait,

Can't wait to read about the 25 player scandal at your alma-mater. Rumor has it these players were taking tests that should take 45-50 minutes, and getting perfect scores on them and finishing in less than 5 minutes.

If it were only that easy!