Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Seriously? Seriously?

Hulk Hogan will be King of Bacchus 2008.

Surely this isn't because he's trying to garner publicity for his upcoming stint as host of the new-and-improved "American Gladiator."

A man who waxes his chest and wears a bandana with hair glued to it could never be so gauche, right?

(Then again, he could use some good publicity, given that he's going through a messy divorce, his son put a childhood friend in a coma via reckless driving, and his daughter tarts herself up like a hooker in pursuit of a "music" career.)


(Photo shamelessly borrowed from NOLA.com.)

1 comment:

NOLA Cleophatra said...

Picture this.... The Hulk standing next to Chris Ownens on a float!