Oompa-Loompa, doobly-doo...

This is just phenomenal.

There are 190 comments on NOLA.com about this very story...here's a particularly charming bit of the T-P's coverage:

West said the officer on the scene told him, "I opened the door and this Oompa-Loompa is standing there," referring to the brightly-colored characters from "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."

While searching the mans car, they discovered its trunk was packed with hay and contained two hula hoops and another whip, West said.