Quote of the Week

From CNN Sports Illustrated:

"We don't really conversate.''
--The real words of New England wideout Randy Moss, on his relationship with coach Bill Belichick.

Sanitized Quote of the Week

"We don't really converse much.''
--Moss, according to the quote sheet produced by the NFL, on his relationship with Belichick.

Why is it that I'm now reminded of Damon Wayans' infamous character on "In Living Color," Oswald Bates?

Indeed.



Runner-Up (thanks to Peter King):

I think Roger Goodell got off a good line this morning at the MVP press conference. "We're grateful to Archie and Olivia and hope they'll have at least one more child," he said. Probably not going to happen.