Wednesday, September 10, 2008

To tan or not to tan?

So my brother's favorite hobby (apart from destroying watermelons, that is) is to lay out by the pool at his apartment complex in Tallahassee whilst his remote-controlled robot serves him cranberry martinis with a twist of lime.

I kid you not.

Today I told him he is beginning to resemble fine Corinthian leather, just like George Hamilton.

Too harsh? ;)

2 comments:

gandygirl; stopthemadness said...

why would you stab a watermelon to death? watermelons are your friend! especially with a twang of salt.

CD said...

I've actually seen the robot. Cait is not lying.