So my brother's favorite hobby (apart from destroying watermelons, that is) is to lay out by the pool at his apartment complex in Tallahassee whilst his remote-controlled robot serves him cranberry martinis with a twist of lime.I kid you not.
Today I told him he is beginning to resemble fine Corinthian leather, just like George Hamilton.
Too harsh? ;)
2 comments:
why would you stab a watermelon to death? watermelons are your friend! especially with a twang of salt.
I've actually seen the robot. Cait is not lying.
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