Friday, September 19, 2008

Unintentionally funny video on

I'm pretty sure that much like this kid, poor Adam will never live this down.

It's on the front page of right now, and I just can't stop cracking up.

Dating advice to the ladies out there:

  1. Do NOT make a video for public consumption celebrating your one month of blissful infatuation. Crap like that generally will come back to bite you in the behind.
  2. But if you be clingy, at least do so using the correct pronoun when you publicly proclaim your love for Adam - example: "You're my world, baby!" Not your.
  3. If you respect Adam's dignity, you must realize that posting 14,000 shirtless pictures of Adam in your video will cause Adam's friends to rip him a new one repeatedly for the rest of his life. He could cure cancer, and his friends would still remind him of his beefcake pictures in your one-month dating video.
  4. I reaaaaaaaaaaally hope Adam likes N'Sync. See above.
  5. Do your parents know that you kissed Adam on August 27, 2008, thus rendering him your soulmate?
  6. Wait, given that date, have you guys skipped through a space/time continuum to make it through an entire month? Most impressive.

I know I'm being a tad mean, but the unintentional hilarity struck me harder than Paris Hilton's earnest attempts to be a respected thespian.

To My Boyfriend Adam


NOLA Cleophatra said...

*shudder* I couldn't make it through a whole minutes of that. Nice self portraits shot in the bathroom!

Cait said...

The bathroom portraits are what make this art! ;)